Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.
I laughed way too hard at this because I could totally see Moffat titling his autobiography Magical Me.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it
i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it
If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
learn your motherfucking princesses
Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.
Aurora had been betrothed to Philip before she was even born.
Don’t forget that Ariel had been watching Eric (as creepy as it was) for a significant period of time. She literally has a whole song about wanting to up where the people are.
Loving Grantaire’s unrequited love, cynicism, poverty and dark thoughts, and hating Eponine for the exact same reasons, a study in internalized and denied mysoginy in the Les Mis fandom
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.
describe me the way an author would in a book
if you do this i might cry
i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”