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Yo, I'm Rachel. This is my blog. I post fandom stuff, random funny things, and some social justice stuff. I'm in a wonderfully fantastic relationship with my supermegafoxyawesomehot boyfriend Nate. You should most definitely check out his blog (Click the star on the right) because he's a fabulous human being who deserves all the love that you show me c: You can track the posts we share with each other by clicking the chain link!
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“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

  #about me  

sadhacker:

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

  #humdinger  

pixiesstolemyapples:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

learn your motherfucking princesses

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Aurora had been betrothed to Philip before she was even born.

Don’t forget that Ariel had been watching Eric (as creepy as it was) for a significant period of time. She literally has a whole song about wanting to up where the people are.

  #disney  

liniochtai:

Loving Grantaire’s unrequited love, cynicism, poverty and dark thoughts, and hating Eponine for the exact same reasons, a study in internalized and denied mysoginy in the Les Mis fandom

  #so true    #f: to love another person is to see the face of god  

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

  #about me  

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

  #I accept this as a head canon    #and no one can convince me otherwise    #f: that is so fetch    #f: you're a wizard  

describe me the way an author would in a book

luminosas:

if you do this i might cry

  #please do this    #you have no idea how happy it would make me    #especially after a week like this  

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

  #social justice wank  
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
  #lessons for life  

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

  #about me